Boogers

Today in the car:

Abby: Why you don't eat boogers everyday, Haley?
Haley: Some days I do like boogers and some days I don't.
Abby: Eat a booger Haley.

A few moments of silence.

Abby: Did you eat one?
Haley: Ya. Today I don't like boogers, Abs.
Abby: Eat a booger, Haley.

Later in the booger conversation:

Abby: Haley, give me your tissue.
Haley: No. It's a snotty tissue, Abby.
Abby: I want the snotty tissue.
Haley: You can't have it, Abby, 'cause it has caffeine in it.