Truth

Last night, when Abby was in the bathtub, she said, "I'm learning to follow directions of mommy and daddy." Oh, if only that was true.

If only everything a three year old says was true:

"I didn't hit my sister."
"I didn't give my brother paper."
"I didn't stick a tablet in my nose."
"I didn't pee on that book."
"I didn't stick my hand in syrup."
"I didn't put soap on my toothbrush."
"I didn't wipe poop on that towel."